There are moments my daughter draws or paints something, and I totally get what she was going for. She’s still pretty young, so I’m not expecting photo-realism, but it looks like a thing and I can tell what that thing is. Fortunately (you’ll see why) there are times I just have to ask her what […]
Category: Funny
Kids leave food in weird places: The waffle near the potty
All three of my kids love waffles. Maybe it’s a normal kid thing, but we go through 2-3 boxes of waffles pretty much every week. I’m not complaining (my wallet might be), since waffles are basically mess free little discs of deliciousness. In fact because of the relatively low mess threshold, my wife and I, […]
Blinding bright teeth trick. Get them to like brushing
My kids like to brush their teeth. They actually REALLY like brushing their teeth. I like to pat myself on the back for my few parenting wins, so I think I deserve some credit. I attribute this success to what I call the blinding bright teeth trick. It seems to work, since most nights my […]
Our little zombie baby boy
My youngest son (the little zombie baby boy) likes the taste of other baby flesh. Sounds crazy right? Sadly, all too real. His daycare sent home pictures of his latest victim; so, there’s proof (yay!). When he was still a baby (like under 1 years old, he’s still a baby to us), the little dude […]